"McMike" (mcmike)
12/20/2013 at 13:28 • Filed to: batshitbabes2013, 2013pageant
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"McMike" (mcmike)
12/20/2013 at 13:28 • Filed to: batshitbabes2013, 2013pageant | 1
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Miss “Best Mug shot”
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ,Miss February 2013 with 80%of the vote
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There was noquestion Sarah was going to take this award. That smile is heartwarming. Even !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! liked it.
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CongratulationsSarah, I award you +5 points for poise.
Miss “Would Hit It”
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ,Miss February 2013 with 61%of the vote
Beauty queens definitely have the unfair advantage. The only other two votes were for Miss Augand Miss Oct.
Congratulations.
Miss “Mostlikely to bring home and meet mom”
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ,Miss February 2013 with87% of the vote
Of course Sarah wins again. Nothing better than a proper, polished younglady to bring home to Mom. In fact Sarahreceived all the votes for this category except for that one vote for MissJanuary. (either that voter was drunk, or needed some heavy negotiating withtheir mother.)
And to think she thought she wouldn’twin anything else since they made her hand over her crown to that bitch, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Congratulations, Sarah.
Mom says hi.
Miss “Wrongplace, wrong time”
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ,Miss February 2013 with31% of the vote
Again, SarahRichardson took another award. Winningthis award proves that we think you likely just had a bad day, and you probablyshouldn’t have had that second wine cooler.
You werecharged with Aggravated DWI. How cansomeone with a smile like that be charged with anything aggravated? Keepsmiling, and I hope it worked in court.
Miss “Most Crazy”
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Miss November 2013 with 36%of the vote
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This was a close one, as “crazy” is subjective. Is fleeing from police on a kid’s toy crazy? Throwing homemade bombs? Some would say just running from the policewas crazy enough.. All I know, is thatwe voted for Vivencia Bellegarde. Why?
Because Voodoo. Motherfucking Voodoo. Who the hell fights the justice system with Voodoo. Leave that for your Cajun witch doctor lawyer.
If there had been award for “Most Sassy,” you would havewon that one, too.Why?
Because Mmm-Hmmm
Miss “Most likely to be a contestantin 2013”
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Miss December 2013 with 26% of the vote.
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This one wasclose, too.We feel you have the potential to get backbehind the wheel and do something stupid again because you:
1. Have a history of questionable evening activities.
2. Have an enabling father (who is also an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )
3. Haven’t killed anyone yet.
If you dohappen to honor us with your presence next year, we have a request.Please ditch the Rogue and use a Crosscabriolet.
Congratulations.
PatBateman
> McMike
12/20/2013 at 13:35 |
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Sarah Richardson... If I wasn't married and was a stalker, I'd stalk her.
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McMike
> McMike
12/20/2013 at 13:49 |
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Interesting fact: Voodoo will always win "Crazy"
RazoE
> PatBateman
12/20/2013 at 13:49 |
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Get in line.
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McMike
> McMike
12/20/2013 at 13:50 |
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Interesting fact: Voodoo will always win crazy.
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PatBateman
> RazoE
12/20/2013 at 13:54 |
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She even looks good in her mugshot!! NO ONE looks good in their mugshot!! She could literally use that photo as her Facebook profile pic.
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McMike
> McMike
12/20/2013 at 14:41 |
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Interesting fact: Which one of you wanted to sleep with Voodoo?
getchapopcorn
> PatBateman
12/20/2013 at 15:28 |
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Two of them looked pretty good in their mugshot, one just wasn't smiling, and three of them overall looked pretty good in person. One might suppose that in the increasingly piss-poor state of our society, where good looks get people too damn far and entitle the crap out of them, that more of the people on this list would be better looking.